Thursday, March 13, 2008

Ummmm, well.....your 2008 Arizona Wildcats?


Newspaper leads that couldn't work after the Arizona-Oregon State game :

One thing's for sure, if you needed a definitive game from a year of smooth sailing and easy cruising, you got it Wednesday against Oregon State.

Oregon State held tough but couldn't pull out the win as Arizona stayed consistent most of the game.

Nobody made a three or dunked in this game.

How this guy introduced the Ball State softball scores, explaining they started off good but ended up doing poorly.

Yeah, so two things happened last night. A team that has sucked most of the year (Arizona) played out of their ass, shooting 71 percent in the first half, making the outcome obsolete before the guys even had their halftime pep talk. Also, they played a team (Oregon State) that plays basketball like Jessica Simpson acts. Ehhh, I can do better than that. Oregon State plays basketball like George Bush speaks....no...like Dane Cook kids? like Frank Caliendo gets "do the Frank Caliendo" impression requests? God, Thursdays are such a tease.

I think Arizona is in, but some think a Stanford win tonight is a must.

GREG BRYAN / arizona daily star

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