Monday, March 10, 2008

Any John Daly News is Good News


Pounding Jack Daniels by the handle, beating up hotel rooms, losing your $750,000 check in one night at Vegas, all good things considering they deal with John Daly.

Now? Well, the big-bomber decided to try out bigger balls, headed to Phillies spring training, to, well, play baseball?

I'm assuming that if I had to pick some unintentional comedy inside the world of sports, having Daly chug out of the dugout to pinch-run for a player in a spring training game might make me happier than Christmas. Is there a baseball rule for drinking Miller Lite as you attempt to steal? For the love of laughter, I hope not.

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