Thursday, April 24, 2008

Ouch!

If you can, remember back to when you graduated college. When you finished that last final, it was pretty much two weeks of not really remembering anything that happened, except at the end of it you had all your shit packed in a U-Haul and most people had left the college town for the summer.

I'm assuming that is the feeling Trevor Immelman felt on the first tee today.

"Wait, after all this, I actually have to play golf today?"

Well, Mr. Immelman went ahead and showed that the Masters hangover, shooting an eight-over 78 that included what I can only expect was a nasty triple-bogey on his sixth hole of the day.

I can guarantee when he finished this round he looked at his golf clubs the same way I was starring at the U-Haul - "Shit, time really doesn't stand still for anyone."

Some notable golfers :

Sergio Garcia is one-under through seven holes, Sean O'Hair is one-over after eight and everyone's favorite pick to win, Justin Leonard, is two-over through seven holes.

Wait, wait, no golf update can be complete without a little splash of John Daly. The Big Miller Lite is four over through ten holes, most of the shots coming from the double-bogey he had on his third hole. Hang in there Johnny boy, people in Hooters all around the world are slamming glasses together in your honor.

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