Thursday, July 10, 2008

Has Kenny Perry Been Drinking Too Much Gatorade Tiger?


I'm not kidding when I saw Kenny Perry might have that same thing happen to him like that farmer in the first "Men In Black." He's chilling at home, drinking ice tea with his wife when some spaceship landed and some alien entered his skin and had the impressive ability to shoot low numbers and not make bogeys.

Perry is straight unconscious this year, five-under for the day at TPC Deere Run through 11 holes, just a shot back of current leader Ken Duke.

Kenny, what happened to you man? You're this 47-year-old freak now that is dominating the PGA Tour, skipping majors, putting people away and looking fairly dapper with your salt and pepper hair. I'm scared.

I take back everything I said about Perry skipping the British. Dude, you need to play in the British Open. It's your favorite major, you're playing the best golf of anyone on tour and you can seriously win this damn thing. Kenny, jump on a plane, fly overseas and win the British. It might be the best chance for an American not named Tiger Woods to bring back the Claret Jug.

2 comments:

Todd said...

Yeah, he's been pretty unreal this season. I kind of understand his skipping the British more than I did the U.S. Open. At the time, I thought by skipping Torrey, he was admitting the course was too hard and he didn't think he'd do well enough to make it worth playing. However, by also skipping the British when he's all but qualified for the Ryder Cup, I think he's emphasizing his point that majors aren't his goal, rather it's the Ryder Cup at this point in his career. I didn't like his skipping Torrey, b/c it seemed like the easy way out, but now I think I can see where he's coming from. It's unlike any other golfer of course, but he's just not that motivated by winning majors, I guess.

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