In news that doesn't really surprise anyone, the PGA Tour started drug testing yesterday and Davis Love III and Charles Howell III were both randomly selected.
Even though both are absolute stacks and stacks of muscles, they passed, after getting what is being deemed the "steroids pink slip." (dum dum dum)
"I hope Gatorade Tiger passes the test," Howell said. "Because I put two bottles in me."
Ohhhh, Howell, funny man. Gatorade Tiger usually sparks those pesky drug tests, but it's good to have ONE yellow and ONE red, no more. If you mix them, heroin shows up all over the grid.
"They have a sink to wash your hands, and there were a half-dozen towels piled up in the corner," Howell said.
Wow, no blood in the corner or empty, nasty pee cups in the corner? What kind of soft show is this?
Anyway, the drug testing is upon us, and hopefully they'll continue to test older men winding down their careers and men that weigh 120 pounds.
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