Third Round Tee Times are Going to be Great

Here are the tee times for Saturday at the Open, with highlights and commentary for the good ones.

1 – 08:55 – Matthew MILLAR -- Haha, dude has to play by himself! What a loser!!
2 – 09:05 – Paul LAWRIE – Gregory BOURDY
3 – 09:15 – Paul CASEY – KJ CHOI -- Aren't Casey and Choi basically the exact same player? From that mold of guys that wouldn't surprise you if they won a major, but also wouldn't surprise you if they missed the cut? It seems like a lot of guys are in that group these days, and yes, I'm looking at you Luke Donald.
4 – 09:25 – Ryan MOORE – Gary WOODLAND
5 – 09:35 – Simon KHAN – Gregory HAVRET
6 – 09:45 – Floris DE VRIES – Fredrik ANDERSSON HED
7 – 09:55 – Henrik STENSON – Edoardo MOLINARI
8 – 10:05 – Peter UIHLEIN – Bill HAAS
9 – 10:20 – Bo VAN PELT – Jung-Gon HWANG
10 – 10:30 – Ricky BARNES – Tom WATSON -- One dude was on the beach in California on Tuesday, while the closest the other has been to a beach in probably the last 30 years is the 12th tee at St. Andrews.
11 – 10:40 – Louis OOSTHUIZEN – Jim FURYK
12 – 10:50 – Justin ROSE – Trevor IMMELMAN
13 – 11:00 – Joost LUITEN – Mark WILSON
14 – 11:10 – Kenneth FERRIE – Harrison FRAZAR
15 – 11:20 – Richard McEVOY – Seung-Yul NOH -- If I was Richard's caddie, I'd just keep making "Tin Cup" jokes to Noh, because you know that dude has never seen the movie.
16 – 11:35 – Stewart CINK – Stephen GALLACHER
17 – 11:45 – Gary BOYD – Robert ALLENBY
18 – 11:55 – Bubba WATSON – Jason DAY -- Two very reserved, humble golfers. Nice to see them getting paired together so they can plot their way around the course not the least bit aggressively.
19 – 12:05 – Charles HOWELL III – Rory SABBATINI
20 – 12:15 – Richard GREEN – Raphael JACQUELIN
21 – 12:25 – Spencer LEVIN – Sergio GARCIA
22 – 12:35 – Rickie FOWLER – Rory McILROY -- Lord, I think Fowler spends more time with McIlroy than Holly Sweeney does.
23 – 12:50 – Yuta IKEDA – Simon DYSON
24 – 13:00 – Fredrik JACOBSON – Robert ROCK
25 – 13:10 – Webb SIMPSON – Steve STRICKER -- Two of my favorites on tour.
26 – 13:20 – Zach JOHNSON – YE YANG
27 – 13:30 – Anthony KIM – Kyle STANLEY
28 – 13:40 – Ryan PALMER – Jeff OVERTON
29 – 13:50 – Tom LEWIS – Phil MICKELSON
30 – 14:05 – Adam SCOTT – Anders HANSEN
31 – 14:15 – Dustin JOHNSON – George COETZEE -- I guarantee Johnson will mispronounce this dude's name all day long.
32 – 14:25 – Tom LEHMAN – Davis LOVE III -- Maybe they can talk about how much they miss "Golden Girls" being on the air?
33 – 14:35 – Charl SCHWARTZEL – Pablo LARRAZABAL
34 – 14:45 – Miguel Angel JIMENEZ – Thomas BJORN
35 – 14:55 – Martin KAYMER – Chad CAMPBELL
36 – 15:05 – Lucas GLOVER – Darren CLARKE

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