Showing posts with label Made My Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Made My Day. Show all posts

Friday, September 26, 2008

Even Famous Bands Shouldn't Pee On the Old Course


If you haven't heard of the band Kings of Leon, who rock it out with "Sex on Fire" and "Use Somebody," you probably listen to shitty music. That said, one thing you should know about Kings of Leon is that when visiting the Old Course in St. Andrews, the most famous golf course in the world, the band enjoys taking a piss on the links.

The band arrived in St. Andrews and though it doesn't say it, was most likely staying at the Old Course Hotel on the 17th hole. The band admitted that after the hotel gave them beer and hooked up the Oklahoma Sooners football game, their favorite team, the bathroom was too far for them to walk. So, they did what any normal person would do -- they went outside and pissed on the Road Hole, the most famous hole in the entire world.

But the bathrooms were three floors away and the game was really exciting so we went outside and peed on the world famous St Andrews golf course.

“It was on the 17th fairway. Though we stayed in the rough at all times, we’re very sorry.”


Well, that sure was nice of them to stay in the rough, since the fairway on the Road Hole is about 5 feet wide in just about all parts. Most likely they were hanging out around the Jigger Inn, and I'm sure they weren't the first people to stumble out of the famous little pub and let loose on the grass.

I worked in St. Andrews and unlike Augusta National or Pine Valley over here, the Old Course is basically a glorified park. Hell, they even close the whole thing on Sundays to let the course rest and people can go out and have cookouts around the grounds.

No worries Kings Of Leon, I will still download your stuff, especially if you can get some sort of "pee" reference on your next track.

Love to Golf Girl's Diary

Hilarious photoshop job courtesy of The Sun

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Natalie Gulbis Will Make Men Watch More Television


It is good news for all those Donald Trump Natalie Gulbis fans.

The Wildcat beauty will be appearing on "The Apprentice," and I'm assuming not in a golf hat (bonus).

I think this is the perfect time to say that nobody really cares what she does on the show. She could sit in the corner eating an ice cream cone for 60 minutes and the male demographic ages 18-35 will be glued to the television. We won't even get up to get another beer.

Thank you Donald. From all of us, thank you very much.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Did You Know John Daly Sells Wine?


It's a slow Monday in the wonderful world of golf, and I was tooling around on the web, I came across this tidbit -- John Daly sells wine.

There really are too many cheap jokes to be made on this, but honestly, when is the last time Daly sat down for a nice bottle of Shiraz?

Maybe my favorite part of the Daly wine is it's affordable -- $11 a bottle. Payment for damaged hotel room after consuming 10 bottles -- priceless.

If John Daly can sell wine, I honestly think I can be a movie star. Producers and directors, my email is in the top right of this page. I do an amazing Stuart Little.