My Monday Feature on FanHouse

As you all know, I'm working full-time at FanHouse thus the reason it seems, at times, I'm more transparent than a Hollywood actress.

The good news is, I got some shizzle for ya. I'm starting a Monday feature called "Monday's Pin Placement," which goes over all the things that happened over the weekend in golf.

Check it out HERE, and drop what you think about it in the comments (here, not there. Or there. Or both).

Some Things I've Written For FanHouse

Fred Couples and Paul Azinger be damned, the people have spoken, and we want Corey Pavin baby. [Corey Pavin is the New Paul Azinger]

The rapper Scarface, who used to drop the f-bomb more than "The Wire," has confessed that he is as dorky as we are, enjoying the occasional round of golf...daily. He also said he could kick Tiger's ass. So, that is fairly interesting. [Rapper Scarface Loves Golf, Says 'I Might Kick Tiger's Ass']

An Annika Sorenstam column about why I can't understand her retirement. The three comments are all from women telling me I don't understand their gender. Ummm, like I didn't know that already? [Why Is Annika Sorenstam Retiring Again?]

And my personal favorite -- Jack Nicklaus believes Greg Norman could contend at the Masters in 2009. I really can't understand this logic. It baffles me. Read it if you want my true opinion on the matter. [Jack Nicklaus Thinks Greg Norman Could Contend in '09 Masters]

Michelle Wie shot a third round 74 to put herself in fourth place at Q-School. All she needs to do is finish in the top-30 to make it to the finals of LPGA Qualifying School, which would mean just not throwing up on oneself tomorrow. [FanHouse]

This is Great Stuff -- A Look at the European Ryder Cup Team

I try not to push a lot of stuff in your face by fellow FanHousers, just because I don't want to seem like a tool that they recruited for hits (like this site would do that for anyone).

Nonetheless, the outline of the European team and who they should be paired with absolutely floored me and it is a must read. Ryan Wilson absolutely nails it.

I'm not sure which line is better, the "for all I know (Oliver Wilson) and I could be related" or the last line about Monty.

Take two minutes, click RIGHT HERE and read it. It will make your Wednesday ten times better, promise.

Some Ryder Cup Links

My take on the best possible match-ups for Team USA at the Ryder Cup. Hunter Mahan with Anthony Kim, what am I, bonkers?!!?! [FanHouse]

The Golf Girl talks Ryder Cup-ing. [Golf Girl's Diary]

Sobel's 18 questions about the Cup -- my favorite, "Umm, who is Oliver Wilson?" [ESPN]

A look at the coverage by ESPN this week. [Awful Announcing]

Rudy Giuliani's son, Andrew, is officially bitch slapped by the University of Duke for trying to sue the school for his dismissal from the golf team. [FanHouse]

Natalie Gulbis Will Make Men Watch More Television

It is good news for all those Donald Trump Natalie Gulbis fans.

The Wildcat beauty will be appearing on "The Apprentice," and I'm assuming not in a golf hat (bonus).

I think this is the perfect time to say that nobody really cares what she does on the show. She could sit in the corner eating an ice cream cone for 60 minutes and the male demographic ages 18-35 will be glued to the television. We won't even get up to get another beer.

Thank you Donald. From all of us, thank you very much.

Lee Westwood could miss the Ryder Cup because of...wait for it...tonsillitis. [FanHouse]

Lets Talk About Sex FedEx Cup Baby!

If you didn't know, because you probably don't really care, the FedEx Cup starts tomorrow at the Barclays and the winner is truly up for grabs.

If you're bored at work and want to actually chat about this crazy thing, head on over to the FanHouse chat myself and Ryan Wilson are putting on.

It probably won't be as fun as walking on water, but it sure will blow your skirt up a touch.

Sorry

Sometimes, when you write golf for two different websites, you have a tough time balancing what you're writing. This week, after the PGA Championship fiasco, I've been kinda neglecting my little baby here and wanted to say sorry.

Anyway, the last day I've posted about how much trouble you can get in killing birds, Michelle Wie's hope if winning to keep her LPGA card and the amazing, Amazing news that Charles Barkley will be starting a reality golf show to change his swing.

Check out the stories if you want and I promise, more "interesting" content to come on Dogs.

Continue with your Thursday. Hit it straight.

Is The Tiger Era Nearly Over?

This is my column about the era of Tiger maybe facing elimination.

It's worth noting that I love Tiger and always want him to succeed, I just feel this injury could be the beginning of the end. If you don't agree, I'm open for criticism.

Ben Curtis makes the Ryder Cup team.

Winners and Losers From the PGA Championship

Check out my extensive article over at FanHouse about the winners and losers from the last major of the year. It's funny and I think I quoted Fort Minor in it, if that helps.

Jim Furyk Hates Your Newspapers

Jim Furyk made some fairly entertaining comments about his take on the media. If you have a minute, check out my article on FanHouse about it. Maybe you'll laugh, maybe you'll cry.

Michelle Wie Gets Yelled At By Other Girls

I'm sure it gets fairly annoying to have a girl that never does that well on your tour teeing it up with the boys, and most people can only keep their mouths shut for so long.

Annika Sorenstam and Paula Creamer both commented on Michelle Wie's decision to play in the Reno-Tahoe Open instead of the Women's British Open, and my story is over at the FanHouse.

Some Links, Jinx

Jason Sobel outlines the best player to have never won a major, with the one and only El Nino at the top of his list. [ESPN]

More on Andrew Giuliani and his ongoing saga with Duke University. [FanHouse]

A hopeful assistant golf coach battles with cancer at Arizona State. [Golfweek]

Oh, and Gary Player had some things to say about Mickelson's boobs. [The Big Lead]