Oh, She Didn't Steal Daly's Cell Phone. Gotcha.

Not sure if you heard, but John Daly accused his stable ex-wife of stealing his cell phone. Sherrie Daly, yes the same one that supposedly stabbed him in the face with a steak knife, had a warrant out for her arrest because I guess robbing your ex is against the law. Well, good news for all your Sherrie Daly fans, it appears she didn't do it.

Attorney Randy Fishman said Monday that ``this is a divorce case and people accuse each other of stuff all the time.''

Oh, ok Randy, we believe you. If there is one thing I've learned in my brief 24 years it's the list of people to trust is as follows.

1. Lawyers
2. Golfers
3. People that marry John Daly

Print that list off and put it in your wallet. It will be like the 10 Commandments of this millennium.

John Daly Is, Gulp, Not Playing So Bad, UPDATE

We here in the blog world tend to take pokes at John Daly more than most. He's a tad overweight, just a little loony and has struggled (at times) on the golf course.

The thing most people don't understand, is most people, including myself, still root for Daly. I want him to do well, I hope he shoots under par and I couldn't ask for anything more than a solid week at a tournament that introduced him to our world.

He isn't going to win this week, that's almost a given, but making the cut and getting to see him happy again would be well worth it to the world of golf. He's two-over through 16 holes and it might be his best round, but it's good enough for a top-40 finish and a puncher's chance at making the cut tomorrow.

(There are just a lot of 8s and 9s out there waiting to grab Big John by his Texas-sized gut)

UPDATE: Yeah, just after I posted this Daly made a double-bogey on 17, so I guess you can forget all that I wrote (like you wouldn't anyway).

Photo courtesy of Hunter Martin, Getty Images

John Daly is a Good Influence

You could list a thousand things that define John Daly and "role model" or "social drinker" would fine themselves on the list about the same time "male model" and "anorexic" did.

I guess getting drunk with John Daly sure is an intense way to be introduced to the bottle.

I actually have a girl friend of mine that had never drank until college. She came to college, I met her through a girl I was dating and we all headed to Rocky Point, Mexico for a weekend getaway. Her first shot she ever took in her entire life was Everclear. I figured if you did one of those to start, you'd never have something you couldn't take.

John Daly would be super proud of me right now.

[Via Deadspin]

Did You Know John Daly Sells Wine?

It's a slow Monday in the wonderful world of golf, and I was tooling around on the web, I came across this tidbit -- John Daly sells wine.

There really are too many cheap jokes to be made on this, but honestly, when is the last time Daly sat down for a nice bottle of Shiraz?

Maybe my favorite part of the Daly wine is it's affordable -- $11 a bottle. Payment for damaged hotel room after consuming 10 bottles -- priceless.

If John Daly can sell wine, I honestly think I can be a movie star. Producers and directors, my email is in the top right of this page. I do an amazing Stuart Little.