Why is Alice Cooper Playing Croquet?

The photo above is from the first round of the Bob Hope Classic in Palm Springs La Quinta, Calif., where it appears Alice Cooper is using some sort of croquet move to advance his golf ball down the fairway.

I wrote a little about what I thought of the so called "celebrities" still being a part of these tournaments, and how it doesn't make much sense when Derek Anderson (aka Horse Balls) is the most famous current NFL player in the field. You're telling me they couldn't get Tony Romo to fly over after that heartbreaking loss in Minnesota? The guy loves golf.

Anyway, check out my little ditty about the celebs and comment on what you think.