Man That Threw Hot Dog at Tiger Woods Speaks, Might Be Crazier Than Initially Expected

If you are one of those people that run out on the field at a sporting event, you either need to go to AA (most likely) or you need to go back to your padded room.

It appears that 31-year-old Brandon Kelly might be the latter, because check out his reasoning for tossing the sausage at Tiger last week at the Frys.com Open.

“I threw the hot dog toward Tiger Woods because I was inspired by the movie ‘Drive,'" Kelly said. “As soon as the movie ended, I thought to myself, ‘I have to do something courageous and epic. I have to throw a hot dog on the green in front of Tiger.'”

Well, at least he isn't suing the Frys.com Open for not being more like "Fast and the Furious," but what in the hell is this guy talking about? He watched a pretty solid movie and somehow connected that to a higher being telling him to act like a jackass?

See, here lies the dilemma ... I really don't want to give this guy anymore attention than he's already landed for doing this, but at the same time, when he's talking this crazy, I have to post it because this is what we do and this is what Tiger does. Anything involving him is way more newsworthy than anything else in golf, even if it has nothing to do with golf at all. So, we sit here, writing about a hot dog instead of about whateverhisnamewas that actually won the playoff last week at CordeValle.

But, yes, note to all out there; if you see a movie and think that movie is talking to you, you probably should stay away from processed meats and start upping your prescription. Like, right now.