Golf, Crack Cocaine, and Cameron Diaz

If there are two things that have always gone together, it's golf and crack. I remember first starting out on the hardcore streets of Marshall, Texas, trying to sling rock and make birdies all at the same time. It was hard out there for me, but like Jay-Z in Marcy, I got out of that place in one piece and have been able to stick solely to golf for years without that crack floating around in my head.

Ain't the same for Cameron Diaz. It ain't the same! Poor girl's addicted to this golf game, and she can't even shake the metaphor that we've all felt before. In an interview with Rough Rider Magazine Starpulse.com, the actress said what we've all thought before, and it really hit home.

"I've been golfing for about eight years but I hadn't golfed for, like, three years until recently... because it's kind of like crack cocaine to me,” Diaz told Starpulse.com. “I'm getting my clubs fitted...and I'm very excited."

Truth, Cameron, truth. I feel that. You say it, I feel it.

The game .. the addiction, the dedication, the want to burn our golf clubs like it's set out on a spoon after most days on the course ... all this is exactly what WE feel. I'm just glad you joined us, Diaz. It's tough here, but it's life as a golfer.

Now, back to them corners.