Why in the world does Trevor Immelman still have highlights? Did he have a Sadie Hawkins Dance to attend immediately after the Masters? Seriously, why the hell does every golfer dress like, and I'm quoting Kenny Powers here, "a fucking dickhead?"
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I have to guess that sponsors have a lot to do with the ridiculous outfits we see out there.
I loved that we only got to see one shot from Rory Sabbatini yesterday. Part of that was because he was never close to a factor, but I have to think that a small part of it was his lavender outfit of doom.
But still and all, best Masters since... 96? 97? What a day. We basically got three tournaments for the price of one yesterday.
Well, if your golf game is too mediocre to attract attention, your only other option is to dress like Jimmy Demaret on acid. I'd rather watch Tiger Woods dress boring and play exciting.
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