Monday, February 18, 2008

Sergio Will Kick Your Ass (If He Has a Golf Club in Hand)


If you haven't heard this, get excited. Nothing is more entrancing than a guy that pushes Michelob Ultra (yummy, flavored water) getting pissed at a fellow golfer and wanting to kick their ass.

According to Orange County Register, Sergio was playing a practice round on Tuesday, putting out on the 18th green when a ball landed on the green.

The ball apparently came from 22-year-old Anthony Kim, who said he had thought the group had exited the green since the flag was in.

Sergio, fuming and as mad as Sergio can be, told a guy in the gallery, after the man told him he had his back, "I don't need your help, I'll break every club over his head."

Umm, right.

Sergio played well in a major in 1999, became well-known to be a hot head on the course, breaking clubs at times and waggling for fun. Then, he spit in a cup after missing a putt and then choked it down his leg during the '07 British Open.

I guess if you ever wanted to know the true badass side of Garcia, see above picture. Scruff makes you tougher, or so I've heard.

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