Featured Pairings For Thursday at the PGA

Here are a few groups to watch at the PGA Championship, with times all eastern because I'm too lazy to change them over.

8:15 - Jim Furyk, Colin Montgomerie, Aaron Baddeley (No swing has harmed in the making of this pairing)

8:25 - Sergio Garcia, Anthony Kim, Camilo Villegas (There will be so many popped collars and flashy clothes in this grouping SEC frats might video tape these guys for a training video)

8:35 - Zach Johnson, Lee Westwood, Geoff Ogilvy (Honest question - is Ogilvy's foot bigger than Zach Johnson?)

1:15 - Padraig Harrington, Trevor Immelman, Angel Cabrera (Damn Padraig and his inability to not win the British again so I couldn't make some cheap "I wonder which one of these guys were luckier to win a major" joke.)

1:35 - John Daly, Vijay Singh, David Toms (How happy would you be if you were the guy that suggested this pairing and got to go home and laugh to your wife all night after they checked "ok" on it? Thank everyone for this.)