Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Martin Kaymer Finally Gets Snagged


He has won twice in a row on the European Tour. Is second in the Order of Merit Race to Dubai. Is young and German and pretty cool. What is the best way to get him back to earth?

Well, hell, toss a net on the guy and wrangle him up. That's what Stephan Gross, Gonzalo Fernandez-Castano and Alvaro Quiros did at Turnberry earlier this week. I like the approach. It's like the rubber snake, but a little more likely to cause injury. Could you imagine if Anthony Kim, David Toms and Bubba Watson did this to Tiger? I think Steve Williams would actually shoot someone.

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