Oh, She Didn't Steal Daly's Cell Phone. Gotcha.

Not sure if you heard, but John Daly accused his stable ex-wife of stealing his cell phone. Sherrie Daly, yes the same one that supposedly stabbed him in the face with a steak knife, had a warrant out for her arrest because I guess robbing your ex is against the law. Well, good news for all your Sherrie Daly fans, it appears she didn't do it.

Attorney Randy Fishman said Monday that ``this is a divorce case and people accuse each other of stuff all the time.''

Oh, ok Randy, we believe you. If there is one thing I've learned in my brief 24 years it's the list of people to trust is as follows.

1. Lawyers
2. Golfers
3. People that marry John Daly

Print that list off and put it in your wallet. It will be like the 10 Commandments of this millennium.